The Rummage Sale.The saddest of the year, When Equinox begins to hum, And rummage sales appear. A blast is sweeping from the north, Jack Frost has found my toes; And ere I dare to venture forth Must don my winter clothes. I've searched the house till I am blind, For my good Derby hat; My winter suit I cannot find, Nor that black silk cravat. The swipers were not all devoid Of goodness in their souls; They left my cuffs of celluloid, And mittens full of holes. Besides, a suit of porosknit, A shirt of calico, A linen duster torn a bit, And shoes out at the toe. But what are these with failing gas, No stove for wood or coal, When down the pike old Boreas, Comes with an arctic howl I guess I'll seek in Maine's old woods The nude Professor's trail, And share his wild vicissitudes, Till ends this rummage sale. __J. M. Cavaness.
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Jayhawker Juleps
J. M. Cavaness
(Chanute: Tribune Pub. Co. 1913)
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