Jayhawker Juleps - A book of poems by J. M. Cavaness

Jayhawker Juleps
(3rd Ed.)
J. M. Cavaness
(Chanute: Tribune Pub. Co. 1913)

Title	Page
Kansas	9
Let Me Forget	11
The Scarred Veteran	12
untitled poem about gooseberries	13
The Crop That Never Falls	13
The Standard Octopus	14
When Ma Puts Down Her Foot	15
Overtaxed	16
Tell Me Not	16
The Optimist	17
The Editor's Chair	18
The Pessimist	19
One by One	20
The Tremulo Stop	21
The Grouch	21
Talking Thru a Wire	22
The Devil Smiled	23
Kansas Forever	24
When Big Folks Come	25
The Office Seeker	26
See That Pharisee	27
An O'er True Tale	28
Keep a Stiff Upper Lip	29
Do Not Chew Your Pill	30
The Expansion of Woman	31
It Has a Limit	32
I Would Not Be a Boy Again	33
The Modern Siloam	34
Since I Have Lost My Cash	35
Bowels and Brains	36
La Grippe	37
Invidus	38
Next to Nature's Heart, But--	39
What Came of It	39
Man May Forget	40
The Typo and His Pipe	41
The Cost of It	41
Clean Up Your Own Back Yard	42
A Costly Painting	43
A School of Patience	44
The Ruling Passion	45
A Chicken Pie	45
The Man With a Pull	47
Mother, Come Home	48
The Mill of Life	48
Vinegar Pie	49
Rosa and Mary	49
Old Twenty Per Cent	50
Don't You Do It	51
William and Jerry	52
Pass a Resolution	53
The Beauties of Gas	54
I Knew It Would Rain	54
Take Up the Printer's Burden	55
Political Tiddle-de-winks	56
Latter Day Logic	56
Looking Backward	57
The Same Old Love Story	60
Boarding 'Round	61
The Thanksgiving Gobbler	63
Quit Your Grumbling	64
The Jeffers Chorus	65
Tell Me, Ye Kansas Winds	67
A Psalm of Winter	6S
Origin of Fashions	69
To Dandle on Your Knee	72
Build a Fence	72
Monkey-Parrot Fight	73
Away with Trouble	73
That Little Hatchet	74
The Right of Way	74
Gen. Funston	75
A Few Don'ts	75
The Masses Not Asses	76
Swat the Fly	77
Forever on the Wag	7S
The Case of Job	79
Old Father Time	79
Come, Sweet Harbinger	80
The Preachers Have Come to Town	82
The Baker Rubaiyat	83
Jake and Jim	81
Moderate Your Eating	83
The Fall of the Mustache	85
The Stages of a Fool	84
Popping Corn	86
Children Yet	86
The Rummage Sale	87
The Blues	87
He Died of the Rheumatiz	88
The Baker Rubaiyat	89

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